Thursday, 29 April 2010

Nick Robinson 2020

On the Brown bigot comment

Quote Pinched graciously from constantly furious :

Even official BBC lickspittle, Nick Robinson, says:

"For those of us that have known Gordon Brown for many years, what we have just seen is no huge surprise I have to say."

Below Nick Robinson former BBC and former NuLabour lickspittle Broon noser :

Nick Robinson (pictured above) Interviewed in the year 2020 about his revealing comments on the General Election campaign disaster that took place back in the year 2010.
The campaign took an unexpected turn after then P.M. G.Brown made comments about an actual member of the Public involving Bigotry.

"Nick" confided to our investigator (after being supplied with 200 Global Bank Credits) 
 (for his much needed supply of Fosters Super)
"Brown was always slagging off of the scum, it's just we press packers kept it all under wraps see"

"It's what yer did back then to keep us from going back to ITV News for a job an that"
"The BBC was a much better place to keep stuff like wot happenned from gettin out"

"The trouble was, was the bleedin' public couldn't trust em you see still can't can ya? There bleedin everywhere still are can't escape em"

"after that gaffe and mi comments I slid from being political chief correspondent for the Beeb and it was a downward spiral"

"can you give us some more Global Credits I'm geting the shakes ya see it's medical I need more fosters super"
"when I have a few more Fosters super the public go away, be a darlin would ya?"

* all the above happened with my time machine 
*and thats not Nick's real hair it's part of his hat

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Gordon Brown Super Bigot

Well today has been like christmas and birthday time all rolled into one
Gordon Brown fuckwit tosspot extrodinnaire has fucked up royally.

Slagging off a 66 year old woman as a bigot you couldn't have made it up,
Gillian Duffy only pointed out concerns we all have in areas where they have dumped loads of

But under nulabour your not allowed to disagree as you'll be shouted down as a racist bigot,
the part you didn't see on tv news waas that most of Rochdale near where the incident took place is mostly
asian other parts are eastern european.

The white enclave they visited today are just that enclaves.

Rochdale is only a couple of miles north from here,
 and on the odd occassion I have had to travel through (I try to avoid)
 I have been racially abused by asian locals as well as threatened with violence and on one occasion recently they spat at me through my car window for no other reason than that I was white and on my own in the car.

Welcome to good old multicultural Britain folks, so todays massive gaffe by Broon has cheered me up no end as it finally shows the true face of nulabour should those choose to see it.

And that is agree with us or we'll call you names and punish you, were all racist you see we
just need educating.

Well from my own recent excursions north into Rochdale I get an education each time allright and so it seems has Gordoom Brown.

Oh the Irony.

Will have a drink or to to celebrate tonight methinks Inbetween bouts of spontaneous laughter.

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

Love And Modern Relationships

Bit long winded this post so sorry for that but it's not a subject I can keep short......

Somewhere in the not to distant past people got together as a result of local circumstance or in some cases "fate" was bestowed upon them and it can still happen, or maybe as happens frequently in some cultures around the world today people are paired in pre-arranged marriage type setups.

Couplings from all three arrangements set out above can either end up really succsessful for all concerned and for different reasons or can end up a sad disaster.

There seem to be no easy roads to paired bliss whatever your particular circumstance or personal & cultural leanings.

However there seems to be an elephant in the room when it comes to matters of the basics of building
some kind of family unit for oneself.   (In this country at least).

I am not talking about cultural splits or sexual preference divides between people as these issues have
supossedly been ironed out or so we are told.

It seems when I look around that the older baby boomer generation have fairly held stuff together and I am talking all races, religions and creeds here. But not in all cases.

Also when I look at say the middle class types and people of certain cultures here with us now I see an asseblance of marriages, attempted marriages for whatever reason and a general  air of giving it a go.

The other reflection I get from this kaleidoscope of human relationships are the feckless and the impulsive almost uncaring people, these people seemingly engage in all manner of destructive relationships in order to gain something.

This gain I talk of is usually financial but not always, sometimes it involves power or hereditary notions.

This is what always makes me laugh about the commonalities between the 'chav' type classes and the so named 'upper classes' they have so much more in common than either will easily admit.

Both sets of  'Chav & 'upper' classes seem to be fixated with money, belongings and territorial matters than
is healthy.

You could swap the clothes and situations of either and the same outcomes would undoubtedly play out.

There seems to have come about a situation in this country at least where it has been made almost impossible to engage in a relationship with somebody unless you are willing to fall into a trap, the sort the vietcong would be proud of.

If you are a single man in modern Britain now who happens not to be say of a homosexual persuasion or a foriegn culture or a chav or even a hooray henry type your options for a basic family set up are severely limited.

There are various reasons for this current situation most of which are to do with our politicians obsession with micro engineering society r.e. :  the benefits system, multiculturalism, religious pandering etc.

As a red blooded male finding easy sex is not a problem and not the kind you have to pay for either, but in the back of your mind you are ever vigilant to the potential pitfalls that await you.

  As for attempting a serious relationship based on love equality sharing caring etc... forget it you have to be mental these days to expect any of that in the longterm, sooner or later the system will catch up with you.

Most men in my eyes these days are just suckers in waiting or rather slaves in waiting, you meet a woman have a kid and how long before she gets fed up/bored of you?

How long before the combination of her friends and T.V take effect?

And think if you have children that will make all the difference? Erm... No the state(Tax Payer) will provide for them and your ex, And most of YOUR future earnings SUCKER!

I am talking as a childless male who has never been married before you cry out that I'm a bitter divorcee or something because i'm not.
I just figured this crap out for my self before being enslaved, I also am not a mysoginist either.

I just despair at the utter shambles politicans, single interest groups, sheer greed and even some religions have made of this situation.

You have to ask this question (honestly) and anwer it (honestly) before shouting me down to loudly
and it is this : Why would any man get married these days?
You'd have to be mental or seriously loved up as it's the only two reasons I can come up with.

The elephant in the room nobody want's to address : what's in it for us blokes anymore?

Sunday, 25 April 2010

Ballooning and Islam

Apologies to any readers however few you are I have been away for the past few days, busy on business & pleasure so been to busy to post recently.

I helped unfurl & setup a hot air balloon at the weekend with lots of other people and it was strangely involving a satisfying ( that's the ballooning bit).

Last Friday was a bit of a shocker for me as I was in Reading ( Berkshire) town centre on business and on the surface (and very center of the shopping district) all appeared to be the same as it was whenever I have visited before.

I am staying in a private residence and not a hotel a couple of minutes walk from the town centre itself and I have been here many times before and on all days of the week but the shock came at the number of Islamics
congregating on the streets and street corners this time around.

There seems to have been a fairly steady rate of people coming and going of all sorts but
the sheer number of what appeared to be a mixture of african and asian Islamics waiting for friday prayers
was astonishing.

I thought things were moving at a pace of change up in Manchester fairly rapidly but it appears here
in Reading also.

The thing is if you travelled from one of the leafy areas around Berkshire and only ventured in and out of the town centres in Reading you would be oblivious to the changes going on nearby, and furthermore would probably wonder what all the fuss was about.

I also could see the effects of the smoking ban and this greater influx of a different culture, and is the usual - pubs have closed down or gone polish (along with some off licences) and I even noticed the local Co-Op
a source of familiar goods to purchase has gone.

The Co-Operative shop has been turned into one of those strange cash and carry shops with all of the unusual foodstuffs on offer etc to cater for the newcomers.

Integration?  Not a chance.

I really feel seriously concerned for what our political masters of the last 25 years or so have done to this country all in the name of Multiculturalism.

Well as far as my experience goes recently there is no "Integration" only a takeover of traditional places
by foreign cultures.

If anybody reading this still harbours dreams and ideals of a happy clappy lets get together existence,
then I have news for you It's not going to happen the pace of takeover by the newcomers has simply pushed out traditional  English culture in this case an others, no negotiation just taken over.

Sooner or later the indigenous population will run out of places to escape/move to and then what?

I shudder to think of it but that's the problem that will eventually rear it's ugly head ,with wishy-washy thinking still continuing on the matter of immigration this will only continue unabated.


Wednesday, 21 April 2010

J.Dimblebollox 2010

I watched the campaign 2010 with Jonathan Dimbleby last night (Tues 20th Apr)

 Now I don't know wether to laugh,cry or be afraid ...very afraid
The three turns were :
Labours Harriet Harman a.ka The Man Hater Extraordinaire , Lib Dems Charles Kennedy (still looking confused  as to why he couldn't cotinue smoking indoors)
And last but not least the Conservative and normally fairly together Dr Liam Fox looking like he had lost the will to live.

The main points of utter nonsense came from J.Dimbleby who for some reason resembled someone who had ingested large amounts of M.D.M.A  at least I think thats what explianed the disjointed shit coming from his overall persona I am still not sure.

 I do not think it was that meow-meow stuff as it was banned by the BBC last week.

A main highlight turned up when Dimblebollocks grinning gleefully (or gurning still not sure which)
Turned his attention to the blogosphere!

All two of them! one being Guido Fawkes and the other Will Straw (Trench foot forward or something blog).

Now I cannot remember what Will said as it was utter Shite,

What did strike me was a quip Dimbleby came up with when he fed Guido some lines, which Guido sensibly avoided by saying it was strong language and not to be repeated etc....

J. Dimblebollox then sniggered and snorted and said something along the lines of "yes strong language can get you into a lot of trouble....."
With obvious reference to the devils kithen's mauling by he of the Shredded Wheat Hairpiece.

Now most of the audience was oblivious to J.Dimbleby's reference & ensuing sniggering which made him  seem madder than a cat on meow meow,
 And seemed to have the added effect of making Dr Fox looking  for a noose and Harmperson shuffling like she'd just remembered she had left the husband in charge of the AA batteries at home on his own.

I can't even get into the discussion they had on Trident Nuclear Submarines in case I have another nervous breakdown.

The audience was the usual Question Time rent-a-mob on the whole & the programme just left me disturbed instead of the usual anger.
Cannot wait for the leaders debate Thursday if I get a chance to gawp at it.........

Volcanoes & CERN

Now you will have to forgive me dear reader as with my last posting I have to ask you to don your ever handy tin foil hat.  (you bunch of nutters!)
I ask you this because a thought occurred to me yesterday re : the volacano eruptions.

Now normally, I would be along with the stranded passengers in foreign climes and be without a clue, likewise all of the pundits in the mainstream media are at a loss to describe the natural events
unfolding over the past week as they are  er... natural occurances.

Then I go to fetch my Columbo Hat and Cigars (Cigars being my favourite bit) start asking questions, and come back with a few interesting results.

At this juncture I have to point out that I was fairly tippled as regards to the Duvel Lager and Sprite shandy's I have consumed so  anything I say here is as a result.

 I was chatting with a retired electronics engineer/physicist earlier this evening about  the air space above Europe being shut down and how strange everyone was feeling about the issue, aside from all of the tabloid travel difficulties etc...

And I mentioned that whilst walking my dogs I looked up at the moon and could see the stars around the moon instead of the usual halo glow you get even though it was not even half mooon.

And then it struck me, I put the point forward to the physicist that on the 31st March this year they had fired up the LHC to full power and started experimenting and I speculated that maybe they were having skewed results.

I speculated that Even though the LHC thingy is massive and that it passes through three countries that having flying metal tubes and their accompanying bits i.e planes and jet engines/radar etc overhead might bugger up the readings from the detector on the LHC?

It would probably be handy to the LHC boys and girls to not have them doing so for a while......

This is a long shot & pure speculation but it would explain the complete ovvereaction to the complete (virtually) grounding of aircraft over Europe.

 As I said and It's probably the the beer talking but there is something strange going on, not the volcano erupting of course, but the flight ban?
The LHC thing is the best my warped mind has come up with so far, and to all those returning to the U.K you know a bacon butty has never tasted so good as when you get home, enjoy!

Sunday, 18 April 2010

Talking to a voter or two

Today amongst the wafts of bbq's and the normal sunday comings and goings in the neighbourhood
I found myself talking to some local people about the election, and I am in despair at the sheer, dumbed down brainwashing that's gone on over the last couple of decades.

This brainwashing has however had some unintended consequences that the Lib/Lab/Con lot may
or may not have realised.

And the word on the street is a bit confused they didn't seem to want to vote for The big three especially not
the Tories (my cave is located in the middle of the socialist republic of Manchester don't forget).

The group of individuals (we were in the local shop) I was engaging with did not wish to waste their vote on an independent their words not mine by the way.

So I said anything but the main three would do whatever, and if lots of people voted for an independent then it would not be a wasted vote would it? (this part went on for a quite a while whilst I pointed out the logic).

This caused some consternation and furling of the collective brows and by this point I was losing the will
to live when one by one each of them admitted they would be voting B.N.P anyway "cos of all de immigrants"

Oh dear I thought, The unintended consequence of the big three or at least the Lib/Lab fit up for a hung parliament could be the BNP get a larger than expected leg up or even worse the Green melons get more than than they were expecting (please no).

This is the trouble when the spin machine breaks down from to much use it just causes this kind of situation.

Saturday, 17 April 2010

Ponerology And The Smoking Ban

If you are still unaware of what is being done to you after reading this then there is no helping you.

I am writing the follow in my own humble opinion and nobody elses.

I simply ask this.

Question :
Why do families, interested groups & investors of all descriptions who used to happily exploit/supply
the western (and other) nations of the world with their tobbacco supplies easily give it up for alternative income/revenue streams? (when they were earning more money than they could spend from them,literally speaking).

Answer :
In my own humble opinion : and this is either going to have you running for the hills politically or
reaching for your aluminium foiled hat so be prepared.

The smoking ban had a purpose, there was/is an agenda afoot but it's side effects have distraced us

And I could go into all the effects on community destroying  and liberty destroying aspects all day and it will not make a jot of difference to the average joe on the street.

And it will not sway a single opinion of the righteous either.

Put simply the imbibing or act of smoking tobbacco (in whatever form that takes) be it the cigarrette,
 the e-cig, cigar, traditional pipe or hooka and that is :  you are less immune to the effects  of propaganda.

Thats as simple as it gets really, if you do not beleive me then go and reasearch the subject yourself and when you have got past the good/evil aspects of the psychology of the Ponerology subject you come back to
the basics.

And the basics are based on occam's razor's_razor that is what has been passed down to me as a method of reasoning on such matters.

The reason the main political parties agree (and some of the minor) to the smoking ban isn't for
the health reasons given in the past.

No the main reason for the ban and social nastiness on smoking is to make you more pliable to the
propaganda machine whatever flavour that may be at the time, it is that simple.

This is the point even the most seasoned individual cannot put their finger on, IT IS THE POINT.

It is also the reason the control freaks move on to the next victims in order,
 be it drinkers/eaters of fatty/sugary foods and drivers of powerful machines of all descriptions etc...

The controlling influences whether they realise ir or not are a party to the elimination of certain chemical processes in the human brain.

It is that simple unfortunately, you see when you are either:

Smoking, Drinking Alcohol, Driving your fast car, Eating a doughnut, Riding your horse, Shooting your shotgun, Soaring in your hot air ballooon, Paragliding, Scuba diving, Bungee Jumping, Having Sex, Skiing, Snowboarding, Hunting Bears, Fishing  Etc..  I could go on but I will not, you are the furthest away in your mind from the propaganda machine.

 And this is the place where they want you to be the least, because whilst you are there you are unlikely to listen to them, you may even question their wisdom and when you do that you are thinking for yourself you are in fact thinking of number one.

Just think for a minute of the processes you go through to get what YOU want and they are pretty complicated and arduous to say the least but worth it of course, otherwise you wouldn't bother.

Also the interactions you have to negotiate to gain these experiences make who we are.

We are human beings going through the motions to ensure our personal experinces in our own futures suit us, not some form filling Elf'nSafety, bureaucrats ideal (to eventually suit theirs).

The reasons for the machinations of the political/media classes is always crystal clear as long as you are
continuing to do what is good for you and your familiy/freinds whomever they may be.

Matters only become complicated when you let them interfere with you and your own, do so at your own peril.
And above all lead a happy and fulfilled existence if only to get up their noses.

Friday, 16 April 2010

Hung Parliament?

Just finished watching the leaders debate, a couple of points to note,  apart from the set up feel
and rules list of the debate agreed by the three beforehand.

You had The Brown Gorgon looking like something the taxidermist has got wrong and unlike the other two
inexplicably standing feet together like Hitler most of the time seemed odd don't ask me why.

And what the hell was The Gorgon writing down every five minutes? It's a debate man for crying out loud, was he filling his prescription out or something?

Then the predicted effect that Cleggie would come off best as the Lib Dems have run fuck all since
the days of trench warfare (and there is a reason for that) so could not be called on much by the other two.

So the result of the debate and the situation so far is looking more like a hung parliament now than ever.
I could be wrong and probably am but...

I can't shake the feeling this is what they want,
as all three know whats heading our way financially & possibly militarily on the world stage and if no one is in overall control when it happens they can sit there and point fingers
at one another when the shit hits the fan.

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

SIR Richard Leese Stands Down After Assault Arrest

The leader of Labour controlled Manchester City council Sir Richard Leese has stood down see here Sir Richard Leese Steps Down after Assault arrest.

Sir Richard spent nearly 20 Hours in custody after being arrested Monday night. Police were called
to his home in crumpsall after receiving a call claiming a 16 year old girl had been assaulted.

I will not parrot the information in the above link, but will instead point out that his step down from leadership of the labour controlled council is TEMPORARY here we go again you just know what that will probably mean.

I cannot comment on the events surrounding this incident as I was not present I can only enlighten readers to
some of the efforts of this man to foist the congestion charge on the people of Greater Manchester which failed in December2008 after going to a referendum, who says they are irrelevant?

This is the man who thought that he should have zil lane style privelages travelling into work & accompanying
parking spaces at the expense of greatly needed disabled parking facilities.

I clearly remember getting my polling/voter card on the issue of the congestion charging scheme in Manchester and being astonished that unlike a normal ballot your local school/office facilities are provided
for this occasion the council picked only a handful of fixed sites.

So instead a set number of points were designated where you could put your ballot in the box,
and the most convenient for myself was 7 miles or so away and it's a good job I have a car because it would have taken the best part of a  whole day to arrange the trip by bus from where I am (oh the irony).

It wasn't this though that bothered me the most though or even the prospect of being broke as a result of the scheme, but the constant barrage of propaganda headed by Sir Leese that was above and beyond being acceptable.

The North West BBC news some evenings became intolerable watching (more than usual) as the clear bias pro the charging was shrill and disturbing to say the least (this was pre the climategate affair by the way so most people were still skewered opinion wise).

The good thing though is that they completely missunderstood parts of the Mancunian mindset.

And as a result of  which the overwhelming propaganda machine went too far and broke as it kind of has done on the national level to some extent. Hard Luck.

So as for Sir Richard Leese you only have to have lived through his efforts to bankrupt this area of the country to understand what he is about and that is he appears to be a control freak with megalomaniac tendencies so no surprise really is it?
I hope they did the full D.N.A and Fingerprint number on him as Manchester is also a trial for I.D Cards much lauded by the council and government and that he got a taste of his own medicine here's hoping anyway !

No I will not give you my Bloody Postcode "Buddy"

The supermarket is at it again the one with four letters and green signs & do the rollbacks.

They asked me for my PostCode when I got to the checkout I said NO THANKS.

 I didn't use the self service ones as they were either not working or had someone at the working one's with tonnes of shit on the whoops! discounted stuff that have no barcode on them so the lines of people were long.

So when I get to the till the girl asked me for my PostCode and I said no and she looked at me and
said "don't you know what your postcode is?". 
I informed her I did but did not wish to tell her so she looked at me as though I was a moron who cannot remember his Post Code and left it at that. Thankfully.

Now I said they are at it again as the last time this occured a man at the till said "Post Code Buddy" in that annoying fake chirpy way people do when they know they shouldn't be asking you something.

I said NO to him and he said "PostCode Buddy" again I said I wasn't deaf and that I did not wish to give him this information.
And at this point was willing to be left alone, but no the mong on the till who was obviously up the managers rear quarters for browny points & bonuses repeated "PostCode Buddy" Like I was some kind of moron unable to understand the question.

Now I stayed polite & told him NO AGAIN and at this point he turned around to his Supervisor and said
"We have an awkward one here he won't give us his PostCode" like I wasn't the person to make the decision!
At this point I was getting Thermonuclear Rage building up as the fat moose of a supervisor said (Jokingly) "oh give him a slap" at which point the Mong on the till said again "PostCode Buddy".
At that point I exploded and told them I have just come in for my shopping and I will not be giving any of them my fucking "PostCode Buddy".

I run a company and we have to pay for all of our market research ourselves if we should wish to gain any
information we dont get it for free.

Furthermore the supermarket wasn't even offering a paltry coupon or gift in return for my information as other shops I frequent do.  An electrical goods specialist near me actually do money off coupons & stuff like that by mail monthly & are quite generous sending money off coupons etc that are actually worth it in return for my information.

By now a queue was building up behind me I was expecting some backlash for being held up but being massively enraged I turned round to them and told them not to give them any of their PostCodes as they were getting nothing in return.

Nobody said a word they just stared in stunned silence and one woman even smiled at me which I wasn't expecting at all.
Not only that but it felt like Nazi Germany being pressured into giving information for lack of causing a fuss.

Well they picked on the wrong one with me they can go and swivel and I took my business further afield
for a while and will be doing so again.

One other bit of this scenario is also seriously screwed up, and that is if some pscycho stalker type was stood behind me and wasn't completely deaf would know where I lived if I had had been compliant.

With all the data security problems and general Naziism in this country being reason enough,
 The other thing I need least is a mongtard till operator asking me stuff like this, then as a result getting murdered on my own doorstep my Mr Jack McStabby formerly No2 in the queue behind me.

Enough Already Pack it in!  And don't give them your bloody Postcode even if it's only to see look on the face of the spacker on the till.

If any of you reading this think I.D cards are a good thing then you need your heads reading seriously.
As with an I.D card they would already have had my Postcode but could simply refuse to serve me because I will not divulge publicly my sexual preferences/smoking habits/drinking habits etc...
Think it won't happen Think Again.

Sunday, 11 April 2010

Warden Wasters

I earlier witnessed a late night mystery of sorts involving a bunch of those street warden types.

This mystery was instigated by the quite neatly placed (for a change) furniture that would be collected by the refuse collectors some time in the next two days no doubt as usual.

This furniture for your mental processing involved some old DFS or similar rubbish aquired on the never never finance always available at around Christmas time, Spring Time, Summertime deal, Autumn Collection & all the fucking year round Time in the process spoiling a once tolerated tune by playing it incessantly ad nauseum until enough thick people buy one.

Anyway some other nearby resident/s had decided that the black bag refuse of thier own making would look ok sat on top of the last quarter offering from DFS,  Thus gaining the attention of the wardens who were going about thier business in a shiney new transit van.

In this shiney new Transit covered in expensive Logo's declaring how they are making us safer,cleaner?
(no me neither) and better for the environment etc...

Now before you say what the hell is the boggart going on about?

Consider this your/our tax money is paying for 5 yes FIVE in this instance useless wardens donning uniforms and communications equipment to inspect and report on a fucking Sofa that some doss cunt has bought cannot pay for & broken into a pieces no doubt in a fit of rage, and then dumped in the way of other bin users before moving house to avoid paying for the furniture.

Here is the best bit though the transit van occupied by the wardens could easily without seats in it contain
1 x driver and 1 x worker to remove the offending items pronto, problem solved , cleaner safer streets all round.
But No what do I see? I see a Transit Van with seats in for all of the warden squad and little room for anything else.
So Instead of sending out a suitable van the moment complaints arrived, something that would have happened in time anyway, what do we get?

We get a Squad full of  the Wardens leaping out of a shiney new transit van pretending they are police, then proceeding to inspect the DFS detritus & most importantly of all the black bags sat on top like some C.S.I Outfit.
They then proceed to knock on doors after splitting open the refuse bags (formerly tied neatly) to
interrogate the neighbours on any tenuous evidence found.
This is your new Labour britain, none of the above I have had to invent in any shape or form I watched this happen with my own eyes.
Now there will be some of you crying out about mess and litter, but all that happened in this instance(and increasingly so) is the very people charged with making things better made things worse more messy & more untidy than when started.
Also making a community feel under threat for a minorities actions who will either move away or continue to behave so.
Well done, next time just send a fucking Van out & pick up the refuse.

Lets Get Ready To Rumble....Or Not.

Last week the (Sat April3rd) as a little birthday treat I took my sister to see the heavyweight championship fight Haye Vs Ruiz at the M.E.N Arena in Manchester (the older you get the presents are harder to think of good ones anyway) and she likes boxing & so do I.

Now I don't know if any of you have been to a decent boxing fight but the average punter at these events can be best decribed as "Characters" and they came in all variances of bald/shaved headedness ,tattoos, gold teeth and a smattering of criminality and the usual short skirted totty in tow.

Also there were an equal number of smartly dressed suited & booted individuals and also thier short skirted
totty in tow.
There were officially 18,000 individual spectators in attendance at the event but I have been
to lots of big events in the past,  having worked at most of the major stadiums in the north in the past including the M.E.N.) and I'm sure there was more than that.
There was plenty of beer & cider flowing and even though there is an official no smoking rule in the arena
a quick trip to the trench like toilet facilities would attest otherwise.
So there I was surrounded by increasingly drunk people all having a ball of a time steeped in the atmosphere of fighting. 
And something struck me that has occured to me before but for different reasons and what struck me was there was NO TROUBLE & NO FIGHTING not outside the ring anyway. 

There might have been but not in all the thousands that passed me there wasn't any, never saw any trouble never picked up on any and having been in hospitality in the past I have a sixth sense for it.

And the reason why so many adults were behaving ?
Ah some of you will cry no trouble because of tight well organised security, and heavy police precence?


All night all I witnessed were TWO yes TWO coppers, real ones mind not those plastic ones, and to be honest they would have been about as much use as Gordon brown at a Gold Auction if things went sour.

But things didn't go sour and it was glorious, there we were all adults together getting plastered all by ourselves eating hotdogs and other various confections and concoctions that we are told not to by the nanny state.
And the reason being? There were no antagonists - simple there was no one to bounce off i.e the police or in the case of a political protest the police & opposition group.

When the authorities manage events there is usually some kind of organised riot on the side, some say football is the opium of the masses & experts point to the Roman Empire and they say that the leaders of Rome used the amphitheaters and colliseum as the great passifiers of the crowds blood lust.

Well it works obviously, but there was something different last week maybe its the fact that most of the blokes there looked like extras from the films Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels or Snatch and the authorities would have a small scale war on if they started on that particular crowd & not some poofty football riot.

Either way & whatever your view the point is when left to our own devices we are smart enough in the main to know who is our enemy who is a real and who is an imagined threat, but involve the Government or any other authority figure & the situation changes dramatically.

As I mentioned earlier this boxing event reminded me of something, and it reminded me that before 1997 & this rotten government got in I used to frequent the pubs & clubs in the city centre and the outskirts all over the place really and you could smoke in them as well, and guess what I don't remember hordes of riot police waiting outside.

When this lot got in (Labour) something changed.

 And I'm not claiming there were never police patrols or trouble before 1997 as that's plainly not true but i'll tell you what you noticed the differnce afterwards.

Pre 97' if you got in a fight in or outside of a city center pub/club you had better know what you were doing or had mates to back you up, because if you didn't you were in trouble.

So you behaved yourself and if you didn't bouncers & other people wanting a nice night out dealt with you because you were being a fucking nuisance and acting like a child.

Now we are all treated like children and not allowed to smoke and not do this or that and i'm sick to death of manufactured bullshit spoiling my life IF YOU DON'T LIKE SMOKY PLACES DONT FUCKING GO INTO THEM.
If you don't like human beings who drink DONT GO TO THE PUBs OR CLUBs.

If anybody votes for the main three parties they are admitting to themselves they want to be treated like a child it's as simple as that.
Like the Brown Gorgon if you like wearing a nappy and riding a rocking horse then thats your thing  not mine but please stop treating the rest of us like children ENOUGH ALREADY.
Sister got very plastered ate 2 x hotdogs 1/2 a bucket of popcorn & no fighting involving her reported on the night.

Saturday, 10 April 2010

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

I had a vague recollection of a film that I watched some years ago called It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World made in 1963 see here to refresh the memory and if you have never watched it then please try to then you will know what I am talking about plus it's a bit of a laugh anyway.

The film itself has loads of old film actors doing cameos in it etc, and centers around the chase for some treasure buried under a big "W" by all the aforementioned cameo actors, Now two of these characters played by Phil Silvers better know as Seargent Bilko playing a character called Otto Meyer (a similar persona to Bilko in the film). 

And the second character in the particular scene I am thinking about is played by Jonathan Winters called Lennie Pike a van driver I seem to recall.
Now please forgive me for any innacuracies as I am doing all of this from memory, but there is a scene in
It's A mad mad mad mad world where in the ensuing chase for the treasure under the big "W" the removal van driver Lennie Pike ends up riding a Girls bicycle down the highway in an effort to get to the next town & hire a car.

Then along comes Otto Meyer in a car and Lennie Pike flags him down & being a large removal man on a girls bike in the middle of the desert highway Otto Meyer Pulls over to see what is going on.

SPOILER ALERT Do not continue reading unless you want part of the film revealed to you.

Now bear with me here I know the link I am making is a tenous one & this is difficult to empart in words but bear with me.
The Removal man Pike leaves the Girls bike in the middle of the road blocking the way (but not so much you could not have driven over it or around it) and goes to the side of the car just stopped by driver Otto Meyer (Bilko).
Now there is an exchange of words & Lennie Pike asks for a lift to the next town but makes the mistake of telling Otto the whole story of the treasure under the big "W" and how he intends to beat the others to it.

Now not knowing Otto meyer is a dodgy character is the mistake Lennie makes as he is a bit naive and a bit too trusting & after imparting all of this interesting information to Otto about the treasure he then makes his second mistake.

You see Otto Meyer says something like (to Lennie) "sure I'll give you a lift but before you hop in the car would you mind moving that bicycle out of the way some one may trip over it in the dark or something"......
Lennie of course obliges & when he goes to pick up the girls bycicle Otto burns rubber & drives off shouting "Sucker"! etc...

And off drives Otto Meyer thinking he's going to get to the treasure under the big "W" first.
Leaving the sad figure of Lennie Pike stood with a girls bycicle in the middle of the desert highway no better off than when he had started - worse  if anything as he's stopped cycling to the next town and lost time.

Now I don't do it justice with my description here & those of you who have watched the film I hope have had thier memories refreshed & those who haven't, you will (probably) laugh your arse off when you watch it anyway.

Now on to my main if tenuous link that the Otto Meyer character is just like our M.P.s,  you cannot and should not trust them with any information whatsoever.
 You dont actually know who these people are, and you shouldn't be dumb enough or naive to expect any favours from them when they hold all the cards (i.e our money and Information).
But unfortunately what happens is most of us end up like that Lennie Pike character - Blinded by the pot of treasure promised to us (but never materialising) by the M.P's. 
And by treasure you can replace that with whatever crap you ar hoping the Government will provide you be it jobs, better choice of schools better whatever you have in mind.
Because the truth is it's not coming no matter what promises are made to you.
I guess what I'm trying to say is we all need to wise up a bit more & stop being so trusting like Lennie Pike.

Friday, 9 April 2010

Not Happy Burning Effigies? Burn Down Pubs Instead

A quick look in the local Rag & it seems they are not content with burning effigies of fat people
down Barnsley way as described here underdogsbiteupwards by Leg Iron they are now burning down the pubs.
In the north & East Manchester Advertiser (pure Leftwing propaganda shite) dated Thursday April 8th 2010.
We have on page 5 an article headed "Probe as arson attack hits BNP pub". Probe my arse if you will forgive the pun.

This particular pub which I have passed many times travelling in & out of Manchester city Centre was first on my radar after Nick the Griff won his seat as an M.E.P as this was the only place left after parliament square & a couple of other venues were left unusable by a number of U.A.F thugs.

They kept shutting his little victory speeches to the press down & this was the only place left for him to talk freely to the press, and the U.A.F thugs wouldnt dare go in The Ace of Diamonds pub unless they wanted reconstructive surgery to various parts of their anatomy along with thier pint and bag of McCoys.

So being the only pub/place in the whole country where the BNP can talk freely to the press without interruption the Ace of Diamonds on Oldham Road Miles Platting Manchester was forced to close down soon after.

That was back in  back in January after being earmarked for redevelopment for wait for it......"new energy effeicient homes" as I have said in a previous post it would either be that or a religious gathering place, strange cash & carry or government brainwawshing facility.  It's always one of those four.

Now I am a no fan of Nick Griffin & I hold no party memberships whatsoever but I do find the Labour councils sudden interest in a Pub on the edge of an estate on a main road in manchester and thier interest in closing it down for development more than a little bit suspicious.

Now Landlord Derek Adams who stood for election as a BNP candidate in local elections, claims his business was singled out for demolition & FORCED to sell up along with 23 other businesses because of his politics. No Shit Sherlock.

Now do you see what is going on you anti-smokers? You will be next, let's hope you do not live within a 900 yard radius of a smoking BNP supporter because your'e doomed not because of the reasons given because the Righteous Say so.

So instead of a 150 year old bit of standing history we will have a load of flimsily built eco-expensive (to you and me the taxpayers by the way) no doubt filled with people on completion by people who have not come off the old estate no riff raff will be allowed in the shiney new homes with the solar panels and grass on the roof.
No these "regeneration area" homes will be sold or rented out to the good little drones as they are more worthy you see.

So because the the new Labour lot do not like your politics/drinking/smoking activities etc they will come and force you and your neighbours to sell up, and whether you accept or not they will burn your fucking house/place of work down anyway.

How much more of this is it going to take for people to wake up?
Its not what you choose to do that is completely lawful by the way that will get you, it is what you are thinking,  anything other than the labour left wing trotskyite way is wrong so do as your told think what we want you to think or we'll burn your fucking house down.

Election Time Who Really Wants It?

Why do I get the uneasy feeling that none of the Big Two & a Half parties actually wants to win?

Look at that ballsack of a face the BROWN GORGON he wouldn't even call a snap election because nobody in the whole of these isles wanted to vote for the sad sack of shite so......what the fuck is he expecting at this election that he's HAD to feckin call?

Then we move on to FODERICK The Fod i.e the Cameroon doing his best to pretend he is clean cut & doesn't do what the righteous expect him not to do, I remember when he was being touted for leadership after Dracula was being pushed out as leader & he was smoking like a bastard chimney like the ones we used to av'e up here.
Don't tell me now that he is on the brink of power of sorts (again not like it used to be) with the EUSSR and all' that he doesn't smoke like a bastard who's about to go into his first seminary with Father O'Kidyboyfiddle
and don't tell me he doesn't drink like a fish or do other things to relax because all of us adults know he does
so why pretend otherwise? It just winds us up. Pack It In!

Now lets get on to No Cloggs,  He is the leader of people who are worse than the above mentioned Labour & Tory voters.  They are worse because they don't have an inkling that the party they are voting for has LIBERAL in the fucking title, How the Fuck can a party that supports the SMOKING BAN call themselves LIBERAL?
These really are the kind of saggy faced tosspots who will jump on the nearest banwagon that they think is good for their particular personal image.
Now that really bends the mind what kind of kudos do you need to attain as Lib Dem supporter to be, In order to get your leg over?

I can't stretch my mind that far as I ran out of L.S.D in about 1999. And getting your legover with some straw faced harridan is the only thing I can imagine as a benefit to being a Lib Dem voter.
Also I keep expecting Vince Cable to come out in a straw boater and put Cleggy on his knee & do a ventriloquist act. But thats just me.

What I feel coming down the shit pipe of life towards us is a massive colamitus crash of massive proportions
one where you join the bread queue for food & not just cancel the next holiday abroad.
That kind of calamity, lets put it this way if the bond market interest payment demands keep on rising the way they have been then it's good nighht vienna & no great smile from the Gorgon, Foderick, No Cloggs OR the great Barry Obama will take the pain away.
I am just being a realist if you have the odd 500 or 1000 Quid/Dollars/Euros spare now might be a good time to invest in something that you can either stand in that is completely yours or drive that is yours & you like or can count that is yours i.e silver gold coins bars etc...
I say this as a complete optimist the sooner the shit hits the fan the sooner we can get back to what matters.
I'm off now to finish this bottle of scotch with lemon sugar cubes & hot water I've got a blistering sore throat to take care of.

Thursday, 8 April 2010

Give Blood & Screw The Righteous!

Giving blood is one way to contribute selflessly & I didnt bother until a loved one of
mine need a lot of the stuff about 4 years back after losing a lot of claret due to sudden illness.

Thinking of this earlier today the thought arose that if my blood is being used and it is
contaminated with my cigar smoking residue then would one of the righteous refuse it on
ethical grounds if they had prior warning?

More interestingly if a loved* one of the righteous were struck down & unable to consent
on any basis for themselves would the righteous refuse the last bag of blood with a
matching type from my body?

Or would they realise the complete idiocy of their opposition to the smokers & accept the blood of a smoker for their loved one?
It would be an interesting moral dilemma for the righteous this one, especially when called upon to
save the life of thier nearest & dearest.

*( If the righteous are capable of feelings for another human being other than
what they have been told to feel).

Door Step Challenge

No I'ts not one of those dodgy DAZ Ads I'ts Nuliebore
knocking on your door, heres my contribution To Old Holborn :

Monday, 5 April 2010


In support of Leg Irons campaign hope the poster meets the required standard please fell free to use & distribute or try your own version.