Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Climate Change Waffle

Did any body hear Chris Packham on 5 live yesterday?

He was on spouting a load of rubbish about climate change, I haven't heard
too much of it of late on TV in general or radio.

Yesterday however old packham was also slagging offjeremy  Clarkson for being an idiot etc...

Now whatever opinion you have about Clarkson at least he is not afraid of pointing
out the obvious about Global Warming bollocks.

Yesterdays radio programme featuring Packtard spouting a load of rubbish and
using the old trick of the righteous of trying to talk down to people and labelling them
with names.

This situation is wrong on so many levels its not even real, the persistance of the BBC
lickspitlle Packham and associated chums there to protect all their pension money
(alledgedly Most of the BBC has it's pension pot invested in Geen Technology Stocks) is

It seems there is a long way to go still before the corpse of Climate change is put to rest.

The other thing that really pissed me off was the presenter, who if I remember correctly
was that coke snorting moronic half wit Richard Bacon what an utter no talent sniggering
waste of oxygen twat faced bollocks he is.

Bacon just seemed to giggle & snigger when Packtard was having a go at Clarkson
and didn't challenge Packtards view at all.

If anything needs sorting out soon it's the Left wing Fuckwits at the BBC if not
we will end up with another 15 years of communist shite pouring at our expense
like a broken USSR toilet.

They let up for a couple of weeks but have started it again no doubt even though
the new Government is axing is advertising budget good Old Auntie will fill
in on the bollocks as usual.
And before any body points out that I am name calling also, then whats
good for the goose etc.....

Sunday, 23 May 2010

Building a Bar

Been busy working this week again so not had time to post again much, apart
from being busy with my normal work, I have also been using my spare time constructively.

As there seems to be less and less places to go for a drink around where I live,
 and the ones that are left behind after the smoking ban are either full of old cronies or the
other type filled with dickheads.

Now you see an unintended consequence of the Smoking ban and the silly Taxes levied
on the the Licensing trade and alcohol Taxes etc..
Is that the crones who still go out ( ex public servants - no doubt on their gold plated pensions from our council tax money) congregate in fewer and fewer  pubs, and also the dickheads have also
gone into concentrate in to the rest of the pubs left.

So I decided to build my own bar outback, I had already built a deck and pergola job a couple
of years ago so it was just a matter of extending what was there.

Its turned out nice as well,  nobody to tell you off, nobody to tell you not to smoke (I like a cigar with a drink)
and it has been a real pleasure sticking one in the eye of the busybodies and best of all

I can invite who I want as it's my bar.
bring your own bottle or sup what I provide, as no money is exchanged there are no laws
covering my private bar other than the normal ones covering property.

I went to the bother of doing this as there were no obvious signs from Cleggeron's Lot about
the smoking ban and what I have on alcohol is not good.

So cheers all!   will be having fun kitting it out with pumps and optics etc over the coming weeks
and that is what it's all about FUN not that the drones know how to have it.

I am sure this is what got pubs going in the first place - a gaff with a bar every other street away
swings and roundabouts I suppose.

You see no matter how hard you killjoys try there will be people like me who ignore all your bollocks
and continue to have fun our way and not yours.

Chin Chin.

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Radio 5 Live

I have been busy this week so haven't had time to post anything, I did however
make a little appearance on radio 5 Live the other day monday the 17th May.

I rang up that Victoria Derbyshires program which I have never done before,
I got involved when they were talking about the Labour Leadership issue
just befor the 12.00pm news.

I wasn't intrrupted either which surprised me, I basically said they haven't got
a decent candidate to be Labour leader at all.

I called Ed Balls Creepy because he is and I couldn't think of anything nice to say
about him.

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Mixed Up

I had a similar thought as Old Holborn, on the issue of the New labour leadership
after the FINAL depature of the one eyed snot Goblin.

It didn't take me long to think aye-aye here we go this is the left's opportunity,
to wheel in some mixed race individual slightly to the lighter side of dark.

Then after changing his original name to something more in line with policy
they can put the red rossette on his lapel.

Initiate gruesome forning over this individual to distract the attention of the press and the mongs for a bit leaving the LibCOn's dangling exposure wise, whilst getting on with ruining the economy.

And when the person with the right name the right accent the right haircut and right on views
is ready then on to the final stage : The Hero Building phase.

We saw this in the States with Barrry Oblimey, he came out of nowhere (it appears) but is really
just as hand picked as the rest of them.

Then the real sickening  part of this political pantomime is played out the false bigging up of this
new messiah.
These are my humble predictions for the future of Nulabour even if they pick one of the robot boy
Millibands in the meantime, it will not last I can just Picture Manglebums out now window shopping
for the next Election winning Leader of Nu Labour.

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Gordons Memory Recovers

Merely hours after leaving office Gordon's memory appears to have
started to recover.
Our mole in Fife has told how Gordon has suddenly remembered where half our Gold Reserves
were all along.

But our insider has said Gordon will remain tight lipped at least until he and Mandy
can get their hands on a shovel, forklift truck and suitable transport.

The mole who had his ear firmly pressed to the Brown home's office door at the time of
learning about the stash commented :

"Gordons been under a lot of pressure lately"
"It seems leaving the stress of the No 10 Bunker has had a dramatic effect on his health & his memory"

This turn of events would explain the cryptic comments Lord Mangleboys was heard making to Alistair Campbell earlier today in London :
 He was overheard heard commenting  that he was going to buy Gordon a Metal Detector as a farewell gift but now he no longer needed to.

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Here We Go

Been busy working and doing a spot of DIY in the garden today and yesterday
still got a bit to finish off tomorrow, so I had the pleasure of Radio 5 Lies live all day.

Now we have the final departure of the snot goblin, we can go on to the hung parliament
phase of the scenario playing out.
This is pretty much the best situation for all the politicians (which they wanted) as they can
now as I have mentioned before pretty much sit back and point fingers at one another.

They will be doing this as the financial system continues to be collapsed around us.

On the upside I cannot wait to hear BBC coverage over the coming weeks, as they
may have to actually start reporting on matters (until they get a cosy up proper with Lib/Cons).

This I am looking forward to immensely as they will struggle to actually do a bit of journalism
(cough) for a change, instead of the usual regurtating and parroting of communist centrals diktats.

Oh they didn't sound happy at the Beeb. 
The best bit of the day came with Nick Robinsons Introduction of Cameron
He said This arrival at downing street is not like the sunshine filled day full of happiness when Blair arrived 13 years ago.
Camerons arrival was a cold and dark one in comparison.

I am no Tory fan and certainly no Lib fan either but the sheer naked peevishness of the Beeb this
past day & a half has been political news entertainment of the best quality.

The roll call of Labour/Commie Tosspots,Liggers, Arse Lickers, Liars, Hypocrites, Delusional Mental Retards of all kinds has been a right laugh.

Just the BBC News at ten lot this evening was enough, they all had faces like a slapped arse - pure joy.

The comment I read somewhere about the day after Blairs election the one with the
champagne bottles being strewn in the corridors, I wonder what will be strewn throughout
the beeb tomorrow?

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Gordons New Suit

Gordon Brown has been outfitted with a couple of new suits, his usual tailors
on Saville Row were a little perplexed as to
why he had ordered velcro backing to his new apparel.

                                          Rapper Dizzee Rascal on a
                                          visit earlier today at No 10

All was to be revealed earlier today however when Gordooms
use for his new suits became apparent.  Gordoom always one for prudence &
planning ahead ordered the new suits 2 weeks ago.

He earlier commented that they were entirely constitutional as was fitting velcro walls
and ceilings to the his Downing Street bunker.  Brown gave re-assurances that
the costs involved would be paid for out of his own pocket

Asked for a comment  on the situation Lord Mandleson said : " the new suit
gives Gordon a commanding poisition and is also very fetching in blue".

In a surprise visit Rapper Dizzee Rascal visited Downing street to give Mr Brown
some words of encouragement & was quoted as saying :
"He should get down from that wall innit man"
"Gordon Brown is one Crayzee MotherFucker if you ask me".

It remains unclear how long Gordoom can keep this up for, In tomorrows 4 page analysis
we will have Dr Hillary Jones on sabbatical from his usual GMTV spot.
Giving us the possible medical implications of glueing and velcroing  yourself
to a wall and remaining there indefinately.